When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.
"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020
Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
Literally me...
Hym "And I'm not a resentful taco delivery boy, Jordan. I'm a Theoretical Billionaire who looks like a Brazilian male model, is a genius, is one of the greatest writers of all time, and has rich grandparents "
by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Theoretical Deistology is the area of deistology responsible for the theoretical studies of deistology, such as the nature of extraphysical beings, like gods and spiritual beings, theoretical development of technodeism and of technologies to search for extraphysical beings and the creation of hypothesis related to extraphysical beings.
"Theoretical deistology the most mindblowing area of theoretical studies, even more than the ones related to multiverses, omniverse/omnidimension, string theory, search for extraterrestrial life and extraphysics as a whole."
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