Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
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by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
Get the Theoreticalmug. The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
by TheBeato November 5, 2023
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"Theoretical deistology the most mindblowing area of theoretical studies, even more than the ones related to multiverses, omniverse/omnidimension, string theory, search for extraterrestrial life and extraphysics as a whole."
by Full Monteirism March 6, 2021
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