Yombini’s Theorem states that if you insta-lock Jett in Valorant, you are guaranteed to bottom frag.
Person 1: “Check out my new strategy of insta-locking an agent in Valorant!”
Person 2: “Let me guess…you’re insta-locking Jett?”
Person 1: “Yes…”
Person 2: “Wow, how dirty. Yombini’s Theorem will bite you in the ass.”
Person 2: “Let me guess…you’re insta-locking Jett?”
Person 1: “Yes…”
Person 2: “Wow, how dirty. Yombini’s Theorem will bite you in the ass.”
by TotallyNotAJettPlayer January 26, 2022
When you worship your buddy so, so much, that you actually become gay... not only for them, but for all semi-attractive men... I'm talking like 5's and up
The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"
by 7FeetOfScary May 12, 2015
A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.
Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.
by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018
A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2
The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.
by The1stAB July 16, 2022
me: "the pythagorean theorem hurts meh brain, i hate it"
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*
by Box Of Bingus April 21, 2021
by explodingcan March 20, 2009
by Mellowcorks February 7, 2006