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The Smith Theorem

When you worship your buddy so, so much, that you actually become gay... not only for them, but for all semi-attractive men... I'm talking like 5's and up
The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"
by 7FeetOfScary May 13, 2015
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Yombini’s Theorem

Yombini’s Theorem states that if you insta-lock Jett in Valorant, you are guaranteed to bottom frag.
Person 1: “Check out my new strategy of insta-locking an agent in Valorant!”

Person 2: “Let me guess…you’re insta-locking Jett?”

Person 1: “Yes…”

Person 2: “Wow, how dirty. Yombini’s Theorem will bite you in the ass.”
by TotallyNotAJettPlayer January 26, 2022
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The Smootheddie81 theorem

A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2
The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.
by The1stAB July 15, 2022
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Robe Theorem

A strategy for roulette where the player places an equal bet on two of either the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd 12. This allows the player to have about a 63% chance of multiplying their bet by 1.5.
Using the Robe Theorem, Calum placed $50 on the 2nd and 3rd 12, so he had about a 63% chance of turning that $100 he bet into $150.
by Sultry Santa March 7, 2018
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pythagorean theorem

me: "the pythagorean theorem hurts meh brain, i hate it"
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*
by Box Of Bingus April 21, 2021
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Pythagorean Theorem

THE MOST AWESOME THEOREM EVER CREATED!
Pythagorean Theorem: a squared plus b squared = c squared
by explodingcan March 20, 2009
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The Karnakian Theorem

The Karnakian Theorem states the following: "The Japanese are all insane."
"Dude, what the hell is up with that gameshow?"
"I refer you to the Karnakian Theorem."
by Mellowcorks February 7, 2006
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