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The Smith Theorem 

When you worship your buddy so, so much, that you actually become gay... not only for them, but for all semi-attractive men... I'm talking like 5's and up

The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"

The Smith Theorem by 7FeetOfScary May 13, 2015