Yombini’s Theorem states that if you insta-lock Jett in Valorant, you are guaranteed to bottom frag.
Person 1: “Check out my new strategy of insta-locking an agent in Valorant!”
Person 2: “Let me guess…you’re insta-locking Jett?”
Person 1: “Yes…”
Person 2: “Wow, how dirty. Yombini’s Theorem will bite you in the ass.”
Person 2: “Let me guess…you’re insta-locking Jett?”
Person 1: “Yes…”
Person 2: “Wow, how dirty. Yombini’s Theorem will bite you in the ass.”
by TotallyNotAJettPlayer January 26, 2022