Watermelon

It's red and juicy

I have a watermelon

by YouKnowWhoe June 16, 2021

Watermelon

The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.

Oh Bombero, the watermelon coming. OH HELP, HELP, THE WATERMELON IS RIPPING OUT MY EYES.

by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Watermelon

A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.

Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah

by Pineapple_princess October 17, 2019

Watermelons

The big boobas that are on people with titties

Show me your watermelons

by I'd fuck Dahlia Morella July 8, 2021

Watermelon

Its a fuckin fruit

Ashley: whats that?
Emily: its a watermelon

Ashley: oh..whats a watermelon?

by Slipper May 9, 2021

watermelon

The best fruit EVER!!! Oh! And only gay people refuse to eat it

1. God eats watermelon with jesus

2.
You: Hey! those guys have watermelon

Your friend: Why is the guy in the pink not eating any?

Girlfriend: Did you see that guy in pink? He keeps check'in out his friends

by You want to know why? June 25, 2009

watermelon

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.

Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.

by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003