Spanish Turbine

The act of covering oneself in salsa and ejaculating whilst doing a backflip.

I went over to Jeremy’s and I walked in on him doing the Spanish turbine.

by The stiffy bandit May 06, 2025

Tit turbine

A perfect pair of tits capable of inducing feverish hallucinations, often is accompanied by erectile disfunction.

That goddamn jennifer and her fuckin tit turbine ruined my marriage, my house, and the finish on my car.

by Flantoo July 17, 2010

Turbine

When two prolapsed anuses come together and a fart is transplanted from one to the other.

Me and my frat bros turbine’d last night bruh

by Terdfurgueson September 29, 2023

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of spinning one’s genetalia in a circular motion, causing enough wind force to cool someone on a hot day.

Damn bro it’s hot as hell out here, might need to get the boys together for some Macedonian Wind Turbines

by ForgottenTubeSock August 11, 2024

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down

“Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “

by ForgottenTubeSock August 11, 2024

Turbine Cowboy

Another name for a wind turbine technician. Crazy bastards seeking a thrill

You hear that Jeff is a turbine cowboy now?

by sjdvs1776 April 11, 2024

turbineator

High wind and/or shoddy design/materials/workmanship dat causes huge numbers of whirligig-generators to break down and self-destruct.

A recent viral-video of a wind-farm fire showed more than one machine going up in flames at da same time --- let's hope dat it was merely an accident due to severe weather and/or faulty design, and dat Big Oil didn't send a Turbineator there to purposely sabotage said clean-energy facility!

by QuacksO January 17, 2023