Occupational therapist

Nobody really knows what an occupational therapist does, even the therapists themselves are not altogether clear.

It may involve prescribing over toilet aids to old people, cajoling unco-ordinated children into completing sensory-motor activities, fighting off physical therapists who also claim to treat upper limb injuries and dealing with cranky night-shift nurses who are jealous they did not choose an alllied health profession.

Among the most over-worked and beleaguered of the helping professions, occupational therapists tend to get stuck dealing with the problems that even the social workers can't solve.
1. The occupational therapist just gave me this long handled toe wiper because my beer gut prevents me from reaching my own feet

2. I told the occupational therapist that Johnny was at risk of losing his subsidised accommodation if he keeps flushing newspaper down the toilet

3. The infection control committee are having kittens about the spread of germs from theraputty in the occupational therapy department
by kit8625 February 14, 2010
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Myspace Therapist

When some one is totally theraputic on myspace, but doesnt know what hes talking about in real life
dude john was is a myspace therapist, but i was talking to him at school today, and knew crap
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Therapist friend

A person who is always there and always tries to help. Synonyms include, Nico.
Yk, I rly wish I had a therapist friend rn
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ejaculatory therapist

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!
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NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.
"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"
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naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper
Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw
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Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin
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