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Scooping the Warm Applesauce 

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.
Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

Scoopin the duke 

The act of digging your crap out of the toilet for no reason but to hold it.
Person a. What are u doing!!??!
Person b. Scoopin the duke, duh
Scoopin the duke by Family fun hf November 26, 2009

tongue-scoop the stink ditch 

oral sex perfomed on a woman.
After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

scooping the beans 

Well obviously if you found this, you know what "beans" are- but just for for your pleasure i'll tell you bout that too- beans yeah in the taco!
-so scooping the beans is to finger a taco (pussy), but the important part about "scooping the beans" is the fact that you can only use your pinkies b/c otherwise you may get a little too much bean in the taco and it'll get a little "cheesy"
Last time Matt was scooping the beans he forgot to add the secret sauce!!

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

the vanilla scoop 

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.
dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”
the vanilla scoop by gredonglious October 1, 2023