Swedish Coffee

Swedish Coffee

When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.
“My landlord really enjoyed thar Swedish coffee I served him today (wink wink)
by SassySusy February 11, 2023
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Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.
Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?
by BigityBam February 19, 2018
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Swedish Claymore

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.
"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."
by CheezHed21 August 19, 2011
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Swedish Muffler

When a guy go's down on a woman and she queefs in his face.
Brian "Did you go down on the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."
by TeamPete April 01, 2010
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Swedish Marine

When a man puts one ball into a woman's ass and at the same time, he puts the other one in her vagina. And then the woman or someone else tastes them both.
I'm going to Joan and Stephany's house and they want to watch a Dolph Lundgren movie; but I bet they want the Swedish Marine.
by Reickk May 21, 2015
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swedish lunchbox

a suitcase, according to Abe Simpson
Abe: Back then, suitcases were called swedish lunchboxes, of course no one knew about it but me.
by benny_s94 January 11, 2009
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Swedish Bullet

A green olive soaked with a spirit (usually well over 100 proof) pushed into ones anus with the intent of getting the said person intoxicated at a much faster rate than by ingesting it orally.
Collin was not sober enough to be on the receiving end of a large strap-on, so he demanded a Swedish Bullet to ease the anxiety.
by Swedishchris November 09, 2014
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