the reverse peanut butter

The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.

The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers

by Puburt December 4, 2020

peanut the turtle

very famous! doesn't love turtle food loves lettuce nd cabbage, have a cousin named bubbles(cat) nd a sister named midoriya(hamster) and a god sister named Willow(Guinea pig) and a god brother named oliver (cat), very energetic, loves sleeping on a humans lap, will dip on yo ass if u aint lookin, loves jumpin from high places, not a snappin turtle

"peanut the turtle is cooler then your family"

by zadetheknicker April 13, 2022

Peanut the squirrel

An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”

In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!

"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024

The Church of Peanut

The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.

InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok

by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019

Peanut in the Turd

The one positive thing about something that is awful in every other way.

Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."

by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 14, 2013

The Reese's peanut buttercup method

The Reese's peanut buttercup is the act of trying to go to third base while your parents are home. In order to do this, you must reach into the girls pants and try to finger her while she lies on top of you with both your clothes are still on. This follows after hooking up and boys desire to go farther. The results may vary but it still contains enormous amounts of awkwardness. However, this method can be very useful because you can brag to your friends about going to third when, in fact, u haven't gone past 2nd.

Girl: wanna hook up?
Guy: nah lets go to 3rd this time.
Girl: No!
Guy: fine how about The Reese's Peanut Buttercup method?
Girl: Perfect

by The Red Pillow May 13, 2012

Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).

person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

by lucy 2 February 2, 2009