Main Entry: oc·to·pus
Pronunciation: \ˈäk-tə-pəs, -ˌpu̇s\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural oc·to·pus·es or oc·to·pi \-ˌpī\
Etymology: New Latin Octopod-, Octopus, from Greek oktōpous
Date: 1758
1 : any of a genus (Octopus) of cephalopod mollusks that have eight muscular pussies equipped with two rows of suckers; broadly : any octopod excepting the paper nautilus
2 : something that resembles an octopus especially in having many centrally directed pussies
Pronunciation: \ˈäk-tə-pəs, -ˌpu̇s\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural oc·to·pus·es or oc·to·pi \-ˌpī\
Etymology: New Latin Octopod-, Octopus, from Greek oktōpous
Date: 1758
1 : any of a genus (Octopus) of cephalopod mollusks that have eight muscular pussies equipped with two rows of suckers; broadly : any octopod excepting the paper nautilus
2 : something that resembles an octopus especially in having many centrally directed pussies
by Flupcus January 10, 2010
by Quickndirty April 21, 2023
When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.
Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.
by Black Dynamite 442 December 31, 2017
Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.
Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.
Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.
Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.
by bri_bel April 24, 2017
When a girl's body spontaneously begins menstruating in a desperate attempt not to have sex with you.
Kate's octopus defense kicked in when we were hooking up at that party. She inked all over the place, left me seeing red.
by Taberlin November 07, 2017
by rukkestop July 09, 2010
The entity created by the act of coitus. So named because the resulting entity has eight human appendages.
Dude, I'm totally traumatized. I went over to my parents' house for dinner and I walked in on them making the human octopus.
by JC Not Christ August 25, 2008