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it go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Person 1: *is asleep*
Person 2: *Turns microwave on*
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Person 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
by MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEE October 12, 2022
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My delicious breadsticks and soup were microwaved to order
by Dontunderstand645 June 4, 2018
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To microwave someone is to fuck someone
I’d let him microwave me.
by Allevant February 13, 2022
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microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
human: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by mmmicrowave mmmman April 22, 2021
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microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP
man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket
by i love maffins October 23, 2019
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Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.
by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020
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To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.
He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.
by Dave August 25, 2003
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