Microwave

it go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Person 1: *is asleep*
Person 2: *Turns microwave on*
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Person 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

by MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBEEPBEEPBEE October 12, 2022

Microwave

Head Chef at Olive Garden

My delicious breadsticks and soup were microwaved to order

by Dontunderstand645 June 4, 2018

Microwave

To microwave someone is to fuck someone

I’d let him microwave me.

by Allevant February 13, 2022

Microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
human: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by mmmicrowave mmmman April 22, 2021

microwave

microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP

man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket

by i love maffins October 23, 2019

Microwaves

A gift from god.

Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.

by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.

He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.

by Dave August 25, 2003