Lon

Whenever you're alone and nobodies there to help you grind in a game.

"I'm doing lon because all of my friends are offline."
"Oh, okay."

by DizziVertigoz September 19, 2020

Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.

Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"

by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011

Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...

Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Xing da lon

Xing da lon means, I love you. But I am alone... Fuck.

Yo, girl... Xing da lon.....

by Diogo the nice one April 24, 2021

Lon Lon

Have motion. make money . bossman

Lon Lon have hoes and money.

by bossmanⓂ️ February 28, 2023

lon hare

Lon hare is code speak for shaving ones testicles and putting the pubic trimmings in another persons food.

I did the lon hare this morning to you know who...

by qualitypro September 25, 2010