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Lon Lon

Lon Lon have hoes and money.
by bossmanⓂ️ February 28, 2023
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me lon

The state vegetable of Oklahoma and also the most delicious, juiciest, most scrumptious fruit known to humanity. Popularly enjoyed by cats, monkeys, and gamer girls alike. Simple to eat due to a naturally occurring rind that can be used as a handle if cut properly.
saeren: today i ate some me lon
zaeki: me too! *sends me lon gif*
by youremomhahagotem May 20, 2021
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Ree-lon family rape story

Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.
Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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LON⬅️NIE'S NO LIMIT RECORD'S

Baller jams bejrovbooty jams bejrovbuts bejrovbehinds by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started LON⬅️NIE'S NO LIMIT RECORD'S BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 23, 2025
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lon baguette

this is referring to London's (from londonsworld squad) large pp
by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019
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Lon

Whenever you're alone and nobodies there to help you grind in a game.
"I'm doing lon because all of my friends are offline."
"Oh, okay."
by DizziVertigoz September 19, 2020
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