Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
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by thefoetus February 20, 2016
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Impalator

A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.
Women and Zombies alike cower in the presence of my Impalator.
by Dimakov January 08, 2014
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Impaled

A funny way of saying someone has been stabbed by a sharp object.
"Oh look at that. I've been Impaled. Hehehe."
by Jman6540 November 10, 2021
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Impaled

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transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
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Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.
My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.
by The greatest bold impaler August 18, 2016
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