Sin Harmonica

When you take a soft pack of cigarettes, rip off the bottom and top, and light the entire pack at one time, puffing and blowing light a harmonica

Dan was so drunk that he turned his pack of red's into a Sin Harmonica last night

by Kid Kane July 9, 2020

body harmonica

When you go down on a chick vigorously shaking your head side to side like a rabid dog

I play the body harmonica like a toothless homeless man would eat corn on the cob.

by Vundabritches September 12, 2013

dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)

"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."

by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006

rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.

I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.

by butthead December 4, 2005

Glass harmonica

A musical instrument consisting of a number of glasses partially filled with water. The glasses are filled to different levels, hence the production of different notes when the player rubs their rims with a moistened finger. The sound thus produced has a haunting, otherwordly quality. It is most famously called for in the "Mad Scene" from the opera LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR by Donizetti, although that part is now usually played by a transverse flute.

Opera fan A: What's your favourite recording of LUCIA?
Opera fan b: The one with Beverly Sills, because it uses the original scoring for glass harmonica.

by djprobed September 14, 2006

Dualing Harmonicas

The act of two women performing oral sex on a man, while both women slide their lips up and down parralel sides of the shaft.

That threesome was crazy, jill and leilani went dualing harmonicas on me!

by johnny longshanx March 28, 2011

Lipstick Harmonica

When you’re going down on a girl on her period and it tastes like iron.

“babe, you on your period? It tastes like a lipstick harmonica”

by Iliterallycannothearyou January 22, 2018