dew drinker

someone who is addicted to mountain dew.

he is a dew drinker. Look at that dew drinker.

by Henrey February 9, 2008

captain dew

Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!

What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!

by hooblunt May 20, 2007

Mountain Dew

The essence of life.

Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.

by Chop September 1, 2005

Dew Bombs

Its when you take Mountain Dew and pour it in mouth( like 1/3 to a half of your mouth), you don't swallow it yet, you keep it in your mouth. You tilt you head back and then pour vodka in your mouth (like a shot or more) and swallow it like a shot. It tastes like all Mountain Dew, its amazing. Seriously, if you do it right, you can only taste the dew, its amazing.

Dude, try these Dew bombs, you can't even taste the vodka.

by Ryan Flynn, Tyler Hartsock, and Todd Cole December 3, 2005

dew

Usually use with the word "wat da dew dawg" meaning wasup

black guy:"wat da dew dawg"

ANother black guy:"nuthin much homie"

by Pe2ter October 31, 2006

Derpa Dew

A mountain dew like beverage purchased in the middle east. Normally doesn't contain artificial citrus flavors, but instead contains actual orange juice.

Seaman: Yo Boats wheres the vending machines in this hell-hole? i could use a cold mountain dew right now.

Boats: Go to that little corner store, not exactly mountain dew, but better, a "Derpa Dew".

Seaman: What's a Derpa Dew?

Boats: Just try it, go ask the corpsman for some zantac before you do, it's a delicious bottle of heartburn.

by thesteveonator June 5, 2011

dew cake

Another word for pussy. First used in a discord friendly match of Jackbox 8 game "Job Job" wherein a response was:

Personal Statements (stage 3 of Job Job)

"I HOPE I eat the Job Job Lady's dew cake"
"I KNOW I would go down on her molested her"

That dew cake be moist. My girl's dew cake is ready for this dick.

by FearOfBees January 22, 2022