Decoy duck

A female friend on a night out with a group of guys who are on the pull, designed to lure other birds by making the group look less threatening. Variant on 'wingwoman'.

Don't worry mate, it's in the bag, we've got our decoy duck

by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010

teabag decoy

A mixed martial arts submission move where one opponent sits on the face of another in order to apply an arm bar, thereby causing a tapout.

Mike gave Jeff a teabag decoy and was able to apply an armbar, causing Jeff to tapout.

by knickerbocker334 August 10, 2009

decoy booty

when you attempt to make an old girlfriend jealous by going out with another girl.

Mark used Erin as decoy booty to piss of his old girlfriend

by MikeJK September 5, 2007

decoy daddy

Second/backup boyfriend, or step father.

I was texting my decoy daddy to see when he was gonna pick me up from school.

by Ark_Knight April 24, 2017

Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011

Checkpoint decoy

The act of throw a piece of metal through a metal dector at a airport or any other public place to direct attention away from yourself so you can commit a crime.

beep beep beep
person: where is he?
person#2: whew!
person: damn, he pulled a Checkpoint decoy.

by powdergangerreaper13 June 18, 2011

project decoy

Third incarnation of the Nothing Nice to Say boards, after the untimely demise of omglikewhoa. Currently in an awesome stage, though n00bs are lacking.

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of...Project Decoy...

by - February 25, 2004