Cummy mummy

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

by Cactus wank August 11, 2016

daddy's cummies

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.

"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."

by Serious Chris February 3, 2017

spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies

Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies

by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021

Cummy Bugger

Some one who has been Jizzed on or has the remains of a male ejaculation on their face

" after last night my girlfriend was a reet cummy bugger"

"you cummy bugger"

by ZLM20 February 28, 2010

cummy wummy

A single drop of cum

Give me your cummy wummys daddy!

by lil cum stains June 24, 2019

Cummy Buttons

Unintentional ejaculation caused by repeated stimulation of buttons on a shirt. Often happens in extra excited pre-penetration conditions of clothing removal

guy 1: I got some last night
guy 2: she said it was Cummy Buttons

guy 1: *runsaway* *cry*

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

cummy buns

A. When someone has their ass ejaculated on.

"Bitch I juss' gave you da cummy buns."

by Christ, Brycet, & Billiam January 14, 2008