Coupon Karma

The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.

Wife: Greg, why was your shopping trip so long?

Husband: Sorry, I had a ton of coupons that I had to leave around the store. Just practicing Coupon Karma.

Wife: Your an idiot.

Husband: Actually, I found a $2 coupon for your tampons...you're welcome.

by Freezod33 February 19, 2013

Coupon Commando

The person at the store with the note book full of coupons. Often times if you take the last item for which they have a coupon for then be ready for blood.

I almost got taken out by a coupon commando when I yoinked the last box of cheezits.

by Uncle Bobby B. October 24, 2010

Coupon Orgasm

The excitement that ensues after using a coupon!
In other words it is the pleasure one feels after saving money from a coupon!!!

Tom has a coupon orgasm every time he saves money at Carl's Jr!

by joshyjosh's Girl June 12, 2008

extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.

fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store

by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011

coupon bitch

An (typically) overweight, skanky, worn out nasty slut. Or a used up woman who's had children. Also referred to as a "coupon ho".

"Hey Joel, check out that fat coupon bitch walking down the sidewalk!"

by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003

coupon-hawk

noun. 1. A customer who comes in with copies of the same expired coupon and tries to use them at the register. When you discover a Hawk, make a flapping motion with your arms and squark like a hawk.

"Hey, were those coupon-hawks circling your store this morning?"

"Yeah, the eagle has landed."

by Rob1978 March 26, 2008

felony coupon

Black ice little tree air freshener in your car. Used to hide the smell of the dank kush. Called such because if a cop sees one in your car, they probably are gonna search it for weed.

I pulled over that man and he had a felony coupon hanging from his rearview mirror. I cashed it for him.

by dasquidkid November 17, 2020