Sorry, Mary. We only serve cake and cock here, and I'm eating the last piece of cake. Give me a Betty Cocker, bitch.
by Jabakov58 November 26, 2011
by SpAnKy December 07, 2003
The greatest British soul singer fo all time. He toured as Joe Cocker and the Grease Band for a while. His biggest songs were the Beatles "With a little help from my friends", "Feelin' Alright", "The Letter" and "Love Picked us up". The last one is his most annoying. It was for the movie "An Officer and a Gentlemen". It's jsut a really sappy song, but the rest are just kick ass!
by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005
When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.
Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!
by Ingdal February 12, 2009
by Sharon Stone June 30, 2006
Freddy Cocker
The darker and more twisted and gay version of freddy Kruger. Cocker started as a promiscuous and over the top gay man where he would go and find younger teenagers and turn them gay. one night he crossed paths with the boyfriend of a larger 300lb fat chick and turned him gay. this upset her so much when she caught them in bed together that she fainted on top of cocker and killed him. now he hunts the living in there nightmares in-visioning long and steamy gay images. on his left hand is the gloved hand with 4 eight foot dongs attached to them. every night his helper the love he lost aguadots unsuspecting men in bars so Freddy cocker can have his way with them.
what ever you do Freddy cocker will anal rape u.
The darker and more twisted and gay version of freddy Kruger. Cocker started as a promiscuous and over the top gay man where he would go and find younger teenagers and turn them gay. one night he crossed paths with the boyfriend of a larger 300lb fat chick and turned him gay. this upset her so much when she caught them in bed together that she fainted on top of cocker and killed him. now he hunts the living in there nightmares in-visioning long and steamy gay images. on his left hand is the gloved hand with 4 eight foot dongs attached to them. every night his helper the love he lost aguadots unsuspecting men in bars so Freddy cocker can have his way with them.
what ever you do Freddy cocker will anal rape u.
by guynnie November 10, 2010
Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.
"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
by benjiboy January 11, 2005