full chimpanzee

When your friends completely disregard what you can do and throw shit in your face.

I work at a cider house but purchased cider at a bottle shop. I went full chimpanzee on them.

by Funniest Turtle February 22, 2021

Chimpanzees at nighttime

Similar to the birds and the bees. It’s a talk about sex.

Let’s get freaky like chimpanzees at nighttime.

by The King Evan October 1, 2021

Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.

« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »

by PonytailJones June 24, 2025

Brass Chimpanzee

A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.

Just one small step for man.

« I drink Brass Chimpanzee and I rock well »

by PonytailJones June 24, 2025

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick

Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.

by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024

Southern Chimpanzee

Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.

Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee

by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024