Hamster Chard

Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay

Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.

by James rejenold January 2, 2022

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Charding

The act of ejaculation

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by V1nn7 December 24, 2023

chard

Noun: slang for speed meth ice pronounced like "shard"

That chard looks like some bomb ish.

by EazilyDistracted July 14, 2021

Chard

This term entered popular usage in the early 2019s. It means anyone who is fucking useless but is good wank material.

Speaks basic English but has enough money and status to show up in high class places and wing it.

My husband take me to the London Chard tonight to celebrate. Is my birthday.

by Robiatch July 20, 2019

Chard

Pronounced as “Cherd”. A term coined by an Israeli man, named BJ, who never wears a shirt or shoes. Used as a general term for whatever the hell you want, as long as it sounds cool.

Person 1: “Want to chard some rakija with me?”
Person 2: “Hell ya, man! Chard on!”

by Chard101 June 5, 2018

The Chard

A shadowy figure who walks on his tippy-toes and preys on children.

You better get your homework done, or you'll be touched by The Chard!

by Raccoon Victim 7102 May 14, 2025