Cantaloupe

Some dude I know that looks like one.

Check out that guy, he looks like a cantaloupe. Short ass.

by A_Bum October 24, 2023

Cantaloupes

Yahiamice’s fruit

(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈

be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing

by Definitely not SpaceTech96 December 7, 2024

Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016

dirty cantaloupe

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.

Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.

by Avery St. John August 6, 2022

brave cantaloupe

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss

Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny

by ineedcodies August 11, 2022

cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy

look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

Cantaloupe

Cantaloupe is the coolest friend ever

Hey cantaloupe!

Hi!

by major ass fuck November 23, 2021