Cage the elephant

1. To have your asshole stuffed by cock and balls.

2. To stick your entire cock and balls inside someone’s asshole.

Ex.1 How was your date with Brad last night?

“The usual…dinner…movie…then pulled the ol’ cage the elephant”

Ex.2 “How was that morbidly obese, amputee, half mongoloid, yeast infected whore from the bar last night?”

“Great. I made her cage my elephant. But I probably have crabs now.”

by fromanjacks April 15, 2009

Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

cage the gingers

a derogatory remark which is commonly used against those with ginger hair colouring

“i think we should cage the gingers!!”

by vampirickisses November 18, 2023

cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.

Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.

by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013

sanding the roll cage

Cupping your hand and making a jerking motion

Matt is over there sanding the roll cage

by Roachmill March 11, 2022

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Raise the Ancient Golden Cage

The feeling that a proposed relationship with the opposite sex is only going to lead to trouble in all 8 directions. Comes from a Russian proverb about setting free a beloved bird.

Raise the Ancient Golden Cage, Jerry, that woman is not who you think she is.

by silverseal September 18, 2011