When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.
Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
by Barney F October 24, 2009
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2018
When you got something hanging down below that ain’t doin nothing and you decide to add a little something to it.
by Obitch November 11, 2018
Fingering a woman while she is menstruating, esp. if it results in red stains on the fingers inserted into the vagina.
Bro 1: "Bro, your girlfriend is in a foul mood."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's cool though... I'll go beet farming later to help her chillax."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's cool though... I'll go beet farming later to help her chillax."
by DaveyHatred November 04, 2010
A very thin, pencil-dick shaped body with no brain attatched inside of his head. He likes to fill his head (normally by the mouf) with dick to fill in place of his missing brain. So he fills his mouth with penis as much as possible. He gets an odd orgasmic sensation from wearing a flat-billed hat with logos he knows nothing about and loud music generally referring to old-school rappers of which he also knows nothing about. He also tries to surround himself with large women that remind him of his mother to make him feel better about his large ego and pencil-dick-like body. Thus making him appear as a pencil-dick-looking faggot.
Girl 1: Hey! There's someone looking at you from across the room.
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
Girl 2: Oooh, is he cute?!
Girl 1: Oh, no, it's just a Steven-Beets.
Girl 2: Oh, God, hide behind that trash can!
by MyNameIsJonas1 March 28, 2011
by Nasuss June 02, 2013
by space_nuts February 10, 2015