poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.
Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.
by PWdefiner July 17, 2017
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shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside
I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.
by Toiletpaperbandit February 14, 2014
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Waddle Teacher

A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.
Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.
by Mr.WoeBeGone February 05, 2021
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neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )
The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.
by the Den of Iniquity December 22, 2006
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poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.
I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.
by Schweatyballs4all January 21, 2006
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Sod Waddle

The waddle that applies to either
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom
Jim: This kid has autism.
John: oh, that might explain why he's doin the sod waddle.
by Prophet_UD December 20, 2021
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Piddle Waddle

The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad January 15, 2016
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