That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.
by PWdefiner July 17, 2017
by Toiletpaperbandit February 14, 2014
A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.
Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.
by Mr.WoeBeGone February 05, 2021
The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )
by the Den of Iniquity December 22, 2006
the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.
by Schweatyballs4all January 21, 2006
The waddle that applies to either
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom
by Prophet_UD December 20, 2021
The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad January 15, 2016