turban burp

the sound when ahkmeed takes off his head wrap, turban burp

shiii dog did you smell ahkmeed’s turban burp? smelled like fromunda cheez

by bigdaddyhottnutts October 3, 2018

towel turban

When women wrap a towel around their hair after washing it, making the towel look vaguely like a turban.

Andrea - I can't be bothered doing a towel turban. I'd rather let it dry naturally

by pete the dragon August 20, 2013

Texas turban

Another word for the ever-so-popular, yet completely ridiculous MULLET hair style. The term is simular to the Tennessee top hat.

After being lined up like sheep for two hours, Billy's first day at bootcamp got dramatically worse when the locks from his Texas turban were shaved from his head.

by irish sully September 1, 2005

Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

by Melkevica January 8, 2011

Toronto Turban

The Toronto turban is the act of placing a well-worn or soiled pair of underwear or boxer shorts on your partners face or head while engaging in sexual intercourse then continually slapping them in the face, neck, chest or head until you have reached orgasm.

“Yo this chick was such a freak I gave her a Toronto turban last night it was fucking wicked”

by rogoed July 7, 2009

turban tastic

something so good that it makes you want to put on a turban

Fuck me! That goal was turban tastic *puts on a turban*

by Robin February 6, 2005

knob turban

The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.

After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.

by Poppa Squat April 12, 2007