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The Lebron James Technique

The Lebron James Technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. The technique involves asking the person criticizing you, "What should I do?" followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.
Stop using The Lebron James Technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.
by ufocalagrad November 13, 2010
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The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.
Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.
by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
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The love heart technique

When your bopping someone and you force there legs behind there back breaking them in the process into a love heart shape
I did the love heart technique with the stripper now she’s in the hospital
by BestGeographer454 February 3, 2020
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The Cum Sock Technique

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.
Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"
by Malicious_Buckles October 16, 2019
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The bowling ball technique

Fingering a girl in her ass and pussy at the same time and picking them up
by Cockmastaflex March 28, 2021
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The forbidden hand technique

The forbidden hand technique is where she tie you dick and nuts into knot, this can vary to the gawk gawk twist mc1000 and the gawk gawk 9000.
This will usually be performed by someone called Rhian.
She said it was her first time but then she used the pulled out the forbidden hand technique and did the gawk gawk twist mc1000.

This shit bussin.
by FatnutsMgee November 18, 2020
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The Power Outage Technique

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.
Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!
by Mister D December 17, 2004
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