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Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins
This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench
by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023
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The Ol' Rusty-Roo

The Ol' Rusty-Roo is performed in the most desperate times. The art Ol' Rusty-Roo dates back from eons and eons ago. The following are the steps you must take to perform the Ol' Rusty-Roo:
1.) Obtain a step-sister.
2.) With her consent, pin her to the ground use zip-ties if needed.
3.) As if you were role-playing as dentist, tell her to open wide.
4.) Remove your pantaloons.

5.) Cram your stinky ass into her face, allowing her to lick all your swamp ass from your booty-hole.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ol' Rusty-Roo.
Brenda! It's STEP-SISTER! Now give me the Ol' Rusty-Roo!
by FawkesDaMan November 10, 2017
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the ole' rusty Darnell

when a girl is sleeping so you shove a thumb in her ass and twist as a joke
Yo my girl passed out last night so I gave her the ole' rusty Darnell to make her laugh.
by the_chicken_nug_master April 14, 2020
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rusty the squirrel

Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!
She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.
by Rusty69 December 24, 2008
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Getting rusty in the rain barrel

Guy 1:Yeah last night I was Getting rusty in the rain barrel
Guy 2:Nice.
by snubtuba November 14, 2020
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Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
by ringbell January 2, 2019
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Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008
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