Rocky Road Head

It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.

Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”

by HelplessButter October 30, 2019

Rocky Road Head

To give head whilst driving on a rocky road.

"Yo she gave me rocky road head, and we almost drove off the mountain."

by aycomidaenlacasa December 16, 2021

Rocky Road Bumbkin

A rocky road bumbkin is a rim job while driving! Like road head, only better!

She gives a great rocky road bumbkin!

by Khaki86 October 10, 2023

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin

Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks

“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 06, 2024

Rocky Road Tiger Tiger

When you snort a lot of thick rocks.

Jorden went rocky road tiger tiger and now we are never gonna make cocaine outside of a lab again.

by EddieBrock5 January 12, 2024

Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.

There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!

by 69BigBen69 April 05, 2022

Rocky Road

The act of shitting in your hand, letting it dry, and then throwing it at random cars, distracting the driver.

I heard Tom got hit by a Rocky Road from some teenagers going off of 121.

by Spong1e October 16, 2023