the reverse cowboy

The most convenient seating position for multitasking two of men's most favorite pass-times: masturbation & a nice long shit. Find steps below:
1.) Preparation- obtain your Sunday newspaper, your iPad, and your moms silky smooth lotion

2.) Location- Migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living space. IMPORTANT NOTICE: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) Positioning- Place such iPad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. Then proceed to place right and left ass cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. MAKE SURE YOU ARE FACING IPAD ON TANK COVER.
4.) Climax- Now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
5.) 8=====D-

I yelled "NO! GET OUT" at my little brother's friend when he caught me hittin' the reverse cowboy.

by Pseudo 101 May 11, 2016

The Reverse Weasel Snotter

A sex position. Very good thighs are required.

Hey Honey! Can we do the reverse weasel snotter?

No Sweetie, Mythighs are playing up right now.

by Your Minty Gran November 8, 2011

The Reverse Houdini

You're doing a female in the rectum and you ejaculate on her face and spit in her face.

I reverse houdinied that bitch, now she won't talk to me.

by Marquis March 5, 2005

The Reverse Bong

A bong with a black hole in the bottom that inhales you instead of you inhaling it.

Wanna take a hit from The Reverse Bong? It'll take you outta this world.

by Pineapples01 November 19, 2017

The Reverse Grapefruit

The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.

Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.

by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017

The Reverse Assassins Creed

When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.

“Did you see my girlfriends arm? We tried The Reverse Assassins Creed last night”

by Coach Belvins March 1, 2018

The reverse shittening

When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.

Oh damnit, it’s The Reverse Shittening

by McJazzerVEVO October 5, 2018