think of a big number, then add 5 to that number. now, imagine you had that many twinkies. that's 5 more twinkies than the biggest number you could think of. now imagine those twinkies getting up and eating a sandwich. that's ralph.
by bre March 8, 2004
Get the Ralphmug. by Ralph Gagliardi February 28, 2005
Get the Ralphmug. An auto-mobile based game originated in Montgomery County, Maryland which involves shouting "Ralph" from a moving car at random pedestrians. The goal is to make the pedestrian(s) turn around in confusion as the car members have a good laugh. DRIVERS ARE NOT TO WATCH REACTIONS, THATS HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. The only known counter to being Ralphed as a pedestrian is to say "Gucci!" back to the Ralpher. If such a rare event occurs, the Ralpher is barred from Ralphing for life.
by AdrizzleFoRizzle August 13, 2009
Get the Ralphmug. Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.
by komanchi June 9, 2011
Get the Ralphmug. by newswood June 5, 2009
Get the ralphmug. Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!
hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!
hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 9, 2013
Get the ralphmug. Verb:3
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.
by Ludacross7 April 22, 2006
Get the Ralphedmug.