The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.
OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN
TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!
TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!
by Teddyaltmanisbad101 February 21, 2021
Get the The Dead Muskrat Clan mug.Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.
"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"
"No, sorry I was doing homework."
"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."
"No, sorry I was doing homework."
"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."
by Dog January 20, 2004
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A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.
friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!
Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !
The slippery Musketeers :P
Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !
The slippery Musketeers :P
by Gazz445 September 2, 2010
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Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.
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Bro, me and my girl did the ramen musket last night
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
The noodles tasted amazing after being inside her
by Johnny-k17 June 3, 2019
Get the The Ramen Musket mug.The Three Musket-Buskets are a group of three grown men named Aoyodoywn Oneilio, Leesum KiloRee, and Toysoy Lawson. They were once the gods of the Earth but are now reduced to mere mortals thanks to Luisangel Tapia and his minions, The John Doe's.
"Dude, The Three Musket-Buskets just got turned against eachother by Luisangel Tapia!"
"Don't care bitch"
"Don't care bitch"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
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