French Monsoon

one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka

randy: doood just do it real quick
dan: igggt gulp, gulp, gulp.... splattttt
matt:who left a French Monsoon on the carpet from last night.

by dan f June 11, 2006

monsoon season

After a drought, the rainy season comes about. Socially this is also true, in the sense that, after the drought, it's raining bitches n ho's. This season does not follow any particular pattern or mirror typical weather tendencies. It is completely random.

It's monsoon season man you gotta bet big.
During monsoon season one must venture out and experience different avenues on order to truly have a good harvest.

by EFlo March 5, 2015

New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019

Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.

"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)

by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016

Monsoon

An absolutely chad character from the game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance who supports memes.

how the fuck do i use monsoon in a sentence

by soapingot November 1, 2022

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

Monsooning

When you are having a really bad day and everything that can go wrong does, it is not just raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead. Figuratively speaking of course.

Yesterday I was having a lousy day and it felt like it wasn't just raining on me but monsooning on me instead.

by Gusto66 January 17, 2021