French Monsoon

one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka

randy: doood just do it real quick
dan: igggt gulp, gulp, gulp.... splattttt
matt:who left a French Monsoon on the carpet from last night.

by dan f June 11, 2006

monsoon season

After a drought, the rainy season comes about. Socially this is also true, in the sense that, after the drought, it's raining bitches n ho's. This season does not follow any particular pattern or mirror typical weather tendencies. It is completely random.

It's monsoon season man you gotta bet big.
During monsoon season one must venture out and experience different avenues on order to truly have a good harvest.

by EFlo March 5, 2015

Monsooning

When you are having a really bad day and everything that can go wrong does, it is not just raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead. Figuratively speaking of course.

Yesterday I was having a lousy day and it felt like it wasn't just raining on me but monsooning on me instead.

by Gusto66 January 17, 2021

Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.

"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)

by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016

Monsoon

A guy that can split his body parts into pieces and will kick your ass if you don't know how to Parry

Monsoon: Memes the DNA of the Soul

by Jiixn April 25, 2022

Monsoon

That one guy from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance that talks about memes.
Also the guy that appears in some revengeance statuses with a song that goes "AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN"
Also, he made a huge statement about memes shaping people and mentioned that religion is a joke and free will doesn't exist? For some reason???

Person 1: Monsoon is such a nice character and his theme is also awesome.
Person 2: Hell yeah buddy.

by solus_mortem June 14, 2022

monsoon brownout

Like the rolling brownout except the anus must touch the face of the person being shat upon and the consistency of the feces is watery with possible chunks resembling the debris from a washed away city in a monsoon.

Patron:
"So... how much is a monsoon brownout?"
Hooker:
"As much as you can drink!"

by Bartledo May 27, 2011