Hermione Granger

A character in the famous Harry Potter novels and also, as you know, in the Harry Potter films. She is a girl who will be hot within the next year, and be quite fuckable.

I wanna fuck Hermione Granger.

by Japa Ja Loop May 13, 2005

Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) is the smartest and prettiest witch of her age. She has two best friends Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She and Ron got married and had kids together. She is also in Gryffindor at Hogwarts.

Hermione granger is very smart

by Bombass Chick April 4, 2017

granger ranger

Trendy as hell, sense of pride that only is out done with his own image of uniqueness. Hates all music that is produced for money, except classic rock and punk. Skinny to the point you wonder if he is in fact a guy.

Kid: This band is really cool, first heard them on the radio.

Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.

Kid: uh what are you talking about.

Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay

Kid: What?

Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic

Kid: Uh... Frolic?

Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.

Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.

by Faceuphigh August 4, 2008

Hermione Granger

When a girl gives a guy Hogwarts.

Man that chick is so nasty, she gave my boy a case of Hermione Granger.

by Toast D January 24, 2017

Hermione Granger

The brightest bitch of her age. The friend of Ron and Harry who is not totally awesome and cannot draw

Harry: Hey guys, guys i got something that'll cheer us all up (singing) Hermione Granger can't draw, Hermione can't draw,
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.

by matthewhpg April 13, 2011

Grangers United

GU is a Tremulous Arcade Mod created by the one and only, Pedokid. Er, make that PedoBear. Yep, you heard me right. Hur dur! FUDGE!!

The fudge came from Andrew of GRANGERS UNITED.

GRANGERS UNITED is gay..

by ERIKIA July 26, 2009

Hermione Granger

The smartest witch of her age. The only one to keep Harry and Ron from not dying. A total milf, and a badass.

She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all

"See look Hermione Granger, told you she was a milf"

by Onthatrichbitchshit June 11, 2021