The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

Grus

A close synonym to gross (as in sick). Something is considered "grus" when you have the urge to want it in your possession or consume it. Often referred to food or clothing.

This Chick Fil'A we got is about to be grus.

Check out this grus sweatshirt I just bought.

by chocolate1234567654321 February 24, 2022

gru is rising

It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement

“The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner

by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 2, 2022

The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by TMIpixel July 2, 2022

National Playdate Gru Day

National Playdate Gru Day Starts at May 5th, This is when we will blast our speakers with the playdate song by Melanie Martinez and dance like Gru in our neighbors/freinds.

Join the edge lords server! discord.gg/edgelords

National Playdate Gru Day

by Jassy8310 April 27, 2024

Gru Brees

someone who gon tickle you or fart on you

malih...gru brees just farted on my shit

by poopyhiggs99 January 1, 2025

Gru Sex

Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.

GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022