the fedex

It is when you put a fist in the pink and a foot in the stink.

Fred was driving the FedEx so hard that Corina couldn’t walk the next day.

by VBsmash May 2, 2018

fedex

fedex acts like an absolute idiot in most cases

user: no way is that fedex???

fedex:k

by fedex420 May 11, 2022

FedEx

Cargo company. Delivers things around the world.

When is the order from FedEx coming?

by Cdjdllpo299 October 28, 2023

FedEx

The BEST mail service that TOTALLY delivers packages on time, and they DEFINITELY don’t break them when they come a month- I MEAN ON TIME! They would NEVER do that!

Adam: My new phone’s supposed to arrive right now, but it says it just left Tennessee. Where do we live again?
William: Minnesota. Who’s delivering it?
Adam: FedEx.
William: Well, that explains why.
Adam: I fucking hate FedEx.

by Rainiered September 15, 2021

Fedexed

When the female is riding on top of the male and he grabs her and screams " If it fits it ships" and throws her across the room while he cums.

"why do you have bruises Hailey?" "Oh Damian fedexed me last night"

by Anniemisery December 1, 2019

Fedex

FedEx- someone who has exceeded the adjective pothead due to the amount of weed he / she consumes on a daily basis

He's really a FedEx, he smoked like 15 dutches.

by Tomcarlo September 7, 2017

FedEx Flight 80

A crash that happened in 2009 which killed both pilots, but little kids are making shitty videos about it.

“Man this is the 65th time I’ve seen a shitty FedEx Flight 80 video made by a cringy ass 8 year old on my shorts feed.”

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME January 15, 2024