[Fail]

Failing at life. Being a noob.Posting the worst thread ever
Allonewordwrote commited a massive fail
when he wrote;

Corinthians Football Club
Sao Paolo
Brazil


06/01/09

Dear Corinthians

My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey.

Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat.

I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome.

If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super.


Yours sincerely


Chip.
by alloneword January 6, 2009
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Fail

The way of sucking

losing in a fasion where losing does not do it justice or people who play WOW all the damm time
Guy with no life: I just got lvl 85 in 3 days in WOW

Normal man: WOW you fail at life
by Gord163 January 15, 2011
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Fail

A common term these days used by people in humourous, blunderous or stupid situations. It is commonly used online in a comical way especially on websites such as this and You-Tube and MSN conversations.
When a 16 year old gets owned by his mother in front of a supermarket - You say "Fail" at the 14 year old

Patrick Star lecturing Spongebob Squarepants on the concept of "fail": "I fail. You fail. He- she- me... fail. Fail; Failing; (We'll have thee fail; Failrama); Failology; the study of Fail. It's first grade Spongebob."

YouTube: "Fail-Blog ... .org!!"

Mr A: "I like guys u knw"
Mr A: "OMG WRONG CHAT"
Mr B: "LOLO!!!! ~~~ Fail"
by Lelouchvi September 9, 2009
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Fail

An extremley stupid, unfortunatley, very commonly used word in the internet to mean that you suck. Usually seen in mmorpgs, or just any chat based tool in the internet with a stupid idiot on it. I was i dont know why encountered by one of these idiots, and had the feeling of slapping him so hard, I'd make em take a crap.
MMo Nerd: Hey i bet i pwn u noob!

Player: um...i dont really care, i started this game a week ago....

MMo Nerd: HAHA! NOOB YOU FAIL AT LIFE! OWNED. YOU FAIL.

Player: Lol dont care?.... idiot...

MMo Nerd: wow ur a noob lol FAILED AGAIN.

Player: wow...fail? u need to get brain surgery. and btw, ur an idiot nerd.
by Falkounuz October 21, 2008
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Failed

To suck at life & NEVER make shit of yourself.

Your mom will be disappointed in you , and you will also end up with five babydaddies.
Without myshaun and drukerria, sommer failed her class miserably. What a stupid girl, must be all the cigs her mother smoked while she was pregnant with her.
by Gabbbbbbagirl8737 May 20, 2019
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failing

When someone is continuously doing REALLY stupid things under the influence of marijuana that cause that person embarrassment.
**Lyle tries to roll down the window of a car with automatic windows when the car is off**
Friend in passenger seat: "Ah man, you're failing Lyle.. you're failing hardcore.."
by The Special Doctor December 1, 2007
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FAIL

F.A.I.L or FAIL!

Fucking.Annoying.Internet.Lol

When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.

When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL
*bob goes offline*
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Bob: FAIL
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....
Bob: Yeahh
by cafekko389 June 14, 2010
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