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Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013
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The world's most perfect oxymoron
Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
by tirtle April 20, 2017
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Clean the mat

Anthony shit his pants so shaggy is going to stay late and clean the mat
by Cappy-Flipflops April 13, 2020
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clean the chimney

To stick a tongue up one persons nostrils removing all snot and boogers often done for sensual reasons, but not always
Dude 1: bro Stacey came over last night

Dude 2: bro that’s sick did she clean the chimney
Dude 1: you know it dawg, My sinus is HELLA clear
by Absurd_Chalice November 4, 2022
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licked the baby clean

verb.
a male (preferably a stranger), has sex with a pregnant, typically 8-9 months woman.
while the cum is still inside the pussy and all over the baby, the woman gives birth to it and licks the baby with her tongue to clean off the cum covering the baby.
"I've heard that that woman who gave birth to Liam licked the baby clean."
"ewwww what the fuck."

I'm sorry to whoever read this.
by i'mprobablynsfw December 7, 2019
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Wipe the slate clean

A plan by Father Elijah to destroy the NCR & Legion,by unleashing the Sierra Madre's technology upon the wasteland,such as the cloud.
"Sources of food, supplies, medical assistance, ammo, make more collars, even print currency! Make a nation. The Cloud allows me to wipe the slate clean."
by jj_da_jet_plane January 13, 2022
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Clean the pipe

1. To clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.

2. To be jerked off
Hey Brad, Sally's talent is to clean the pipe. I found out last night. That's sick bro!
by Connor123 October 20, 2014
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