When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.
by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021
Get the asparagus calzone artichoke browniemug. Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?
Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
by Slothnads May 17, 2015
Get the calzone babymug. To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones
by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021
Get the ate too many calzonesmug. When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020
Get the Bed Calzonemug. by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019
Get the Calzonedmug. Ye it was an alright night with Emma but , I tell you what it wasnt great...pumping her calzone cunt
by KegLegKevin September 10, 2018
Get the calzone cuntmug. by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025
Get the Cleveland Calzonemug.