Top Gun The Bowl

When you take a crap and your ass is left on fire. Usually occurs after eating spicy food.

Named after the "afterburners" mentioned in Top Gun.

After all those wings, you are going to Top Gun The Bowl!

by Ved1980 November 15, 2010

Josh the Bowl

A method of lighting a bowl wherein one completes a full circle with the lighter, eliminating any chances of greens for the next person in the rotation.

The complete opposite of cornering the bowl.

Often accompanied by the breaking of a hotbox.

"It cool if I Josh the bowl dude?"

"Yeah man torch the fuck out of it."

or

"Totally Joshed the bowl dude..."

"My bad dude, I'll pack the next."

by observant smoker619 December 1, 2011

...and then I ate the bowl

Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.

Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"

Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."

Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."

Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."

Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"

by Thousand March 30, 2009

frosting the bowl

v. generally limited to non-commercial/industrial strength toilets: when, after dropping anchor you flush, your deposit smears all over the side of the bowl on the way down. The weak-ass water pressure is unable to 'lick' the bowl clean.

I took this iceberg dump and, like, totally frosted the bowl when I flushed.

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 16, 2003

Spraying the Bowl

Explosive diarrhea which results in spraying the inside portion, and sometimes other parts, of the a toilet one used.

I went to Chipotle twice yesterday and this morning I spent an hour spraying the bowl so hard that it won't wash off.

by MerlotPint February 5, 2010

Fuck up the Bowl

This happens when you hit the stall about a quarter second before you shit your pants, not having time to sit down all the way on the seat thus projecting fecal matter shit all over the bowl, seat and floor.

Dude, let me toss back a few humunga chungas and I'll show you how to fuck up the bowl!

by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009

sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.

It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011