When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure
so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure
i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure
i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure
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by The Giant M September 8, 2012

A bad ass metal band quite a few people are not aware of yet. Originally from Rowlett, Texas. Classified as music you would beat someones ass to. They play shows quite often in Deep Ellum in Dallas, Texas. Band members are Andrew-Vocals, Jason-Rhythm Guitar, Bryan-Lead Guitar, Joey-Bass Guitar, Michael-Drums. Check them out on Myspace.
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