Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

by crazy hooker October 11, 2009

Thanos'd

When something loses half of its value or amount as a result of something else.

"Ah shit man, my grade just got thanos'd after I failed the exam."
"I just thanos'd my bank account when I bought that car."

by DropKek June 11, 2018

Thanos

The big bad guy in Paw Patrol

OMG THANOS JUST KILLED THAT DOG WITH HIS YELLOW HAND!!!!

by I Exist.com June 7, 2018

thanos

thanos shows up in a few movies. thanos is that fat grape you see in avengers 1 and 3, and is mentioned in avengers 2 by thor at the end of the movie. he has six children, the only names i can remember are Gamora, Nebula, and Ebony Maw. by children i mean kidnapping victims. oh yeah thanos killed like 871473832271472741284278 people in avengers 3. oh yeah, i forgot that he was in the post credit scene of the avengers 2, he got his retarded shiny yellow glove while saying fInE, iLl Do It MySeLf. thanos apparently thinks that genocide is good and thinks its his turn to play with the infinity stones, which are the power stone, time stone, space stone, soul stone, mind stone,

thanos: i willz killz half of zee universe
gamora: no
GAMORA WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
thanos: me hav infajsdnuiity stons
thor: u dei 4 dat
thanso; u shpsjudve gooneee for da head
871473832271472741284277 PEOPLE WERE KICKED FROM CHAT
petr: i dont feel so good
petr WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
nebula: he dod at
thanos: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 XDXDXDXDXDXD

by NicholasTheAverageHuman November 29, 2018

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.

Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...

by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009

Thanksribbing

Thanksribbing is a non-civic holiday celebrated the Saturday before Thanksgiving (Canada) or Columbus Day (USA). It is typically celebrated with a feast of BBQ'd ribs and your favorite beverage. It is celebrated with friends and/ or family.

Are you coming over for Thanksribbing this weekend?

I ate so may ribs at that Thanksribbing celebration.

I love BBQ'd ribs so much I decided to celebrate Thanksribbing this year.

by T-Bone19 October 7, 2012

thanosuckdick

Insane Fortnite player who is goated on the keyboard and the best dick sucker in the world

Thanosuckdick is gonna give me a blowjob

by DudeWithDuicyJick April 30, 2020