texticular homicide

murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle

Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!

by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010

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Textinality

It's ur personality via text.

I never do get her textinality.

by Been trying January 4, 2013

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texticks

a great person making an omori rp game on roblox

silverr: hey texticks wanna play insert stupid ass game here

texticks: no fuck you

by averagetexticksejoyer August 9, 2021

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Testicals

A testical is the part of the males body that stores the pee. Sometimes they will sag and become wrinkly. If you’re lucky enough your girl will give them a suck suck

My Testicals are Sagging

by HickySticks November 4, 2019

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Texticate

Carrying on a conversation through text messaging.

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.

by Beauty22 February 24, 2010

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