testicles

you gotta be fucking kidding me... looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??

looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??? seriously, get off now before i turn your internet off.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 23, 2010

testicles

the symbol of manhood. they are what makes a man a man

i am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-nener February 28, 2008

Butt Testicles

Testicles on your butt;
something you need if you are any of the following: fuck ass, fat fuck ass, pussy ass, nerd ass, and basically any word that comes before the word ass

Nick: Pussy ass bitch stop throwing shit at me
AJ: What are you talking about?
Nick: Fuckin nerd ass pussy fucking fuck ass you play lacrosse?
AJ: Yea
Nick: Pussy, grow some butt testicles

by roid rage555 May 14, 2008

how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.

so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"

by jason348 January 2, 2007

elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

by b00zy September 25, 2005

Testicless

Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).

"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."


"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."

by happynoj March 6, 2009

testifiesto

A party in one's pants

Used in certain situations to make a party in one pants sound more formal and less disgusting

Inspired by one's Josh Myers silly antics

Josh : Hey carol want to have a testifiesto?

Carol: Ok timmy !, make sure there's tacos

Timmy : Don't worry, there will be plenty of sausage

by Yidu Sun December 29, 2011