Turdunken

I recently had an conversation with a d-bag from Buffalo NY, and below is the actual conversation that transpired at 2 am in a Double Tree hotel bar while on a business trip -

A common misconception is that "turdunken" is a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken...some (drunken billski from Buffalo) may also say that it is a turkey stuffed in duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a goat stuffed in a pig...then you smoke it for two hours....However I corrected the billski from Buffalo by telling him what a turdunken really was -

"NO NO NO you've got it all wrong. Its actually called a "turbaby" a baby stuffed in a turtle... the recipe calls for one part turtle and one part baby. For best taste a baby between 3 and 7 months is required, because before 3 months the skull is too soft (milky consistancy) and after 7 months the skull burns too easily. Then you deep fry it for two days...and make sure you have at least 2 to 3 quart of propane"

the guy looked at me like i was a complete psycho...then i told his wife (45 year old lady w/giant funbags) that she had great tits and I was in room 313. Went back to my room (313) beat off to a $30 porn and cried myself to sleep

All in all it was a great night

do you know what a turdunken really is??? it's a baby stuffed in a turtle

Turdunken...really...i'm in 313...you've got "great tits"

by Billy Billski May 30, 2008

Trunking

When a male elephant uses his trunk to masturbate

Aww dude that elephant is totally trunking

by MikeRowe304 May 18, 2010

Elephant Trunking

When two homosexual men wrap and or rub their unerect penises together.

The two of yall are so gay I bet you go home and do elephant trunking.

by ATXPLX August 22, 2008

Turduckin

When a Turkey fucks a Chicken while having its salad tossed by a Duck. During this process, a man with a gun kills them all and proceeds to jerk his load all over their dead carcasses.

The farm was having a great time, but then the Farmer said it was time for a Turduckin, and dropped his pants with a giant hard-on leaking man juice everywhere.

by Dan Gordon December 24, 2007

Trunking

To put something in a trunk of a car.

I was trunking a box.

by souveniring April 20, 2019

trunkin

When one of your hoes gets uppity, you gotta punish the biotch. Throw her azz in the Caddy's trunk, and take a ride down the bumpiest road you can find for a couple of hours.

Listen, Cunt..... don't make me take your ASS trunkin.

by Dr.Dicknob July 18, 2003

trunking

The act of fucking the trunk of a dead (or live) elephant.

This feat can only be done by a man. Strap-ons DO NOT COUNT ladies.

Ponsonby and the rest of the English aristocrats on African safari have just killed an old male elephant, and there is no doubt that the first thought in their minds was to trunk for the rest of the afternoon. This abomination included barons and earls of high society viciously blitzkrieging their dicks up the formidable nasal instrument of Earth's finest beast.

Trunking with a live elephant, while not totally out of the question, has never been done.

by Caligulananda August 25, 2010