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Tequila sandwich 

Drinking a margarita, followed by a tequila shot, then another margarita
Hey bartender get me a tequila sandwich

tequila town 

Noun. State of mind obtained by consuming multiple shots of tequila. You'll know you've arrived when you start to involuntarily grito & dance cumbia.
Chica Mala#1: Girl, you going to Peligrosa este noche?

Chica Mala#2: "Porsupuesto! We going to Tequila Town tonight!"
tequila town by ChicasMalas November 22, 2014

tequila enema 

Using tequila, or any other booze, to replace water in a routine enema. Putting alchohol into the rectum bypasses all the body's filtering organs such as the liver and kidneys and produces an almost immediate buzz. For the same reason, it is VERY DANGEROUS and can result in alchohol poisoning and perhaps DEATH!
enema tequila drunk buzz
During my frat initiation, my brothers gave me a tequila enema and I slept for about 10 hours.
tequila enema by happyluke June 14, 2010

tequila cock blast 

When mid way through an anal sex session the man pulls out leaving a gaping hole. He quickly pours in a shot of tequila and rams back in shooting the tequila all over both participants.
Man, I had to run to the liquor store quick last night because my girl wanted a tequila cock blast and you drank all the Cuervo.

Tequila Ganatra 

Shot of tequila followed by a shot of pineapple.

Originated in Leicester the pineapple juice completly neutralises the taste and burn of the tequila so no salt or lemon necessary.
"Can we get 7 tequila ganatras please?"
Tequila Ganatra by x2shar September 23, 2019

tequila Joseph

Joseph Joestar but in a tequila dress. One of best waifus
Weeb 1: Tequila Joseph is the best waifu

Weeb 2: Indeed