A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...
Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
Who?
Tila Tequila, yo!
What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?
Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.
Word.
by Jay D. October 12, 2007
An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.
by CookingDevice December 14, 2007
by SONO CHI NO SADAMEE January 1, 2021
Shot of tequila followed by a shot of pineapple.
Originated in Leicester the pineapple juice completly neutralises the taste and burn of the tequila so no salt or lemon necessary.
Originated in Leicester the pineapple juice completly neutralises the taste and burn of the tequila so no salt or lemon necessary.
by x2shar September 23, 2019
Using tequila, or any other booze, to replace water in a routine enema. Putting alchohol into the rectum bypasses all the body's filtering organs such as the liver and kidneys and produces an almost immediate buzz. For the same reason, it is VERY DANGEROUS and can result in alchohol poisoning and perhaps DEATH!
enema tequila drunk buzz
enema tequila drunk buzz
by happyluke June 13, 2010
by enoughshotstoshare September 26, 2006
Also see Tila Nguyen, because that's her real name.
She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".
There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.
Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
She's 26. She's too old to be "the next superstar".
There's no denying Tila's courage is admirable and all, but where will she be in ten years? She can't just do "sex sells!" and MySpace forever. Also, she is too slow.
Plus her hip hop skills are out of par.
by Vivien Mourier April 14, 2007