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Tenia

Bad ass sexy chick who probably watches ninja turtles, chills on the couch eating potato chips and still got a rockin body with a big round booty that makes all the girls jealous, often a strong independent woman who aint no side hoe always number one
Tenia likes ninja turtles alot .
Wow thats super sexy!
by Cullencages December 19, 2016
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Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.
Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.
by MC? February 14, 2006
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Tenacious D

The best fucking damned, hard-rocking band in the universe
Double Team
Damn!!
a hard days rockin'
better slip off my shoes
let me get a little stretch and a bend
dip my toes to jacuzzi, baby
slip out this book Butress of Windsor
HO HO HO who's this how's it goin'
that's the first thing I say to you
how's it goin, are you flowin'
listen honey
thinking 'bout a couple things to say to you
showin' growin'
man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze
and squeeeeeeeze
take off your blouse and your underpants
then take a look cause here me and KG come naked out of the sidehatch
with the oils and purfume and insents
Now you're groovin'
put on a coll 70's groove
a funky groove to fuck to
a funky groove to fuck toooo
me
me and KG
its all about sex supreme we likes the cream jeans
have you ever been worked on but you guys who are hot for
your snatch
thats what Im offerin' you
you step into our room
sniff
and then you smell the purfume
you lay upon our roundish bed
and then you feel a tickling on your head
its KG with the feather and the french tickler
look aout baby he got the tools
and then you fell somethin down by your toes
its me its JB
Im sucking on your toes
we dont mind suckin' on toes
good luck findin' a boyfriend who sucks toes
havin' sex with me and KG
now you talkin' doubleteam
SUPREME
by GdQaUnAeG February 25, 2005
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Tenacious T

No,it isn't an exciting new rapper. It is a particularly hard,tough and stubborn turd that slowly inches out of the anus just about half way then stops. It won't come out any further,it won't back up,and it won't break off because of its sturdy, clay-like structure and texture.So there you are....stuck. You can try wiggling on the toilet seat and hope it snaps off. Or,you can wait for a month for it to dry up and rot off.Or, as a last resort,you can bare-hand it and flick it loose with your fingers.
I was stuck on the thundermug for 45 minutes this morning due to a Tenacious T. I finally talked by brother into slipping a noose of dental floss around the obstinate loggerhead and jerking it out.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Tengaged

1. proper noun. An online Big Brother and Survivor game.

2. adjective. Anything, usually a website, that consumes the otherwise normal, socially-functioning lives of the patrons who visit it.

3. noun. A mental disorder found commonly amongst adolescent homosexual men and asian girls whereby one's immediate goals involve mindless staring at a computer screen. Also known as Click-Scroll-Refresh syndrome.

4. noun. A homosexual love fest. A perversion of the phrase "ten gays".
1.

Alexxandra: "I better get first HoH, or I will be evicted from my game on Tengaged."

2.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, let's go bro out... you know. We can play some Wii, grill shit, and watch some porn."
Bro #2: "Nah bro. I'm all about this tengaged shit I just found. Bust a nut for me tho."

3.

Mother: "He's just so abnormally antisocial.. is it because he is gay?"
Doctor: "He only appears to be antisocial. He's actually famous online... The poor lad suffers from Tengaged syndrome."

4.

Boy #1: "Let's play Tengaged."
Boy #2: "We need to find 8 more gays, then."
by puma face December 17, 2009
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tenacious d

1. Two-man superhero team comprised of:
Nastyman-power of flight, power to kill a yak from 300 yards away with mind bullets, the power to move you
Wonderboy-protector of the mucky muck
"Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power....wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky muck"--Tenacious D
by shecknacious October 29, 2005
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