TEMU

Ooh, ooh! It's a shopping website that gives you items that are totally not what they say they are! Totally worth spending that allowance money on...

I went on TEMU today to buy a nice pink dress...it ended up in my mail and it was purple.

by LululemonEmployee February 24, 2025

temued

When you order something online upon receiving it is much smaller than anticipated or expected.

I just received my projector from temu. Wow its way smaller than I could have ever imagined.

(Other person) You got temued. Congratulations

by ou812huh21 March 1, 2025

Temu

A app in made in Hong Kong where kids slave away and get wiped to make my 2 dollar TEMU glasses. The only people that escape use a forklift or a TEMU lambo Gina(off brand TEMU lambo)

Chinese man:HEY ARI JUST ESCAPED TEMU ON A FORKLIFFT

Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…

by Averagepreaditorfanpetergrifin June 11, 2024

temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,

I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor

by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024

temu ahh

something pretty bad quality or shit

"bro what is this temu ahh music"
"tf is this temu ahh game"
"ur temu ahh dog tried to bite me bruh"

by idontknowwhatusernametousehelp April 26, 2025

Temu

Sweatshop market place

Did you see that sweatshirt for $2 on temu?

by Straight fax August 23, 2023

Temu girl

A girl who highly enjoys or fantasizes by shopping on the app known as Temu, and often is indicated by a common trademark exhibited by asking random people in public places to sign up for the app by sending links so they get free things that they want rather then getting it through spending their money like everyone else.

Wow, that girl deadass just stopped me in the middle of a conversation with my best friend so she could send me a link to sign up for that janky ass app so she can get what she wants for free like a bum. What a total Temu girl !

by anonymous September 17, 2023