thwart

squirrel

Opposing force mechanism that is encountered as kinetic friction when any mechanism operates/pushes forward through existence in the universe.

Due to a high level of thwart, Joe was not able to make the basketball go through the basket even once.

by Killan Green November 10, 2003

Threesome Thwarter

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.

I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!

by Big Blue Boy August 20, 2011

tedward

a male who has oral sex with cattle.

In an episode of How I Met Your Mother, a main character "Barney" made a joke about another main character "Ted" engaging in oral sex with a cow. For the rest of the episode, the joke was merely referred to as "tedward'd a bull".

after that episode, it has sprang like wildfire all over the interweb forums.

by lEvilDeadl July 5, 2010

Thwart

A certain species of blowfish found in only suburban counties. Usually seen eating or playing a gameboy, he is very vulnerable to occassional slaps across the face. Isolated most of the times, he takes no interest in sports, the only time when he can be found in public is when he is hanging around summer school.

Damn, that thwart's been on the TV for a longass time. Kick his ass and get him off.

Damn, that thwart's been on the gameboy for a longass time.

Thwart took my food!!

Thwart's face is red from all those slaps.

by Fawad, Bilal, Ahsan, F August 4, 2004

thwark

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)

Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!

by Mike February 1, 2004

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009

Tewari

A family tree of big bitches who play the guitar and their recent daughter is a bit of an asshole who needs to pull their shit together and needs to know when to sleep

Wow did you see the Tewari families daughter she a bit cuckoo

by Kermitocult October 29, 2022